(dressed as a QR code that actually links to a Rickroll): "Dad, the neighbor kids are crying. I think the fog machine gave one of them asthma."
Everyone groans. The flaming pumpkin finally sets off the smoke alarm. Lily serves the subpoena. Fade to black on a title card: modern family halloween
(wearing a store-bought Spider-Man mask and nothing else): "I’m Spider-Man. I poop in the yard." (dressed as a QR code that actually links