Young Sheldon S05e18 Mpc -

The marshmallow-to-graham ratio is 0.62, suboptimal. Chocolate bloom detected on southern hemisphere. Conclusion: Unacceptable for consumption.

In Young Sheldon S05E18 (“A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly, and the Truth”), Sheldon is obsessed with the (Moon Pie Council, a fictional organization he creates to rank the quality of Moon Pies). Here’s a short piece inspired by that: The MPC Report – Entry #018 young sheldon s05e18 mpc

Missy attempted to submit a Banana Moon Pie. I rejected it on grounds of category fraud. She then called me a “weird space alien.” Further peer review is unnecessary. The marshmallow-to-graham ratio is 0

Subject: Moon Pie, Chocolate, Miniature Size Location: Medford, TX – Gas-N-Go Observer: Dr. S. Cooper, Acting Chairman (Sole Member) The marshmallow-to-graham ratio is 0.62

Denied. Resubmit after grocery trip.