Don’t. I’m making a movie.
Here is Episode Title: The 1080p Proposition and a Fistful of Megapixels Original Airdate (fictional): January 14, 2021 Logline: Sheldon becomes obsessed with upgrading the family’s television to high definition after seeing a demo at Radioshack, while Missy discovers a hidden talent for videography. SCENE 1: INT. COOPER HOUSE – LIVING ROOM – EVENING
Oh, Missy.
Fine. I see I am surrounded by Luddites. But know this: every time you watch a standard-definition broadcast, God kills a kitten. Not literally. But statistically, more kittens die in shelters because people are too distracted by blurry football games to adopt them. I have a graph.
Maybe some things are worth seeing clearly. And maybe… some things are better a little fuzzy. young sheldon s04e06 1080p hd
Sheldon looks betrayed. He folds his arms.
It’s a TV, Sheldon. You turn it on, you watch the game. End of transaction. Don’t
Never.