^new^ | Wespank

Spank the top to start your free therapy session. ” 📸 [Photo: A chaotic but artfully shot garage creation — wires, wood glue, and a tiny slot where a slip of paper reads “You should have called your mom back.”]

Now it’s a kinetic desk toy that spits out tiny paper fortunes about your bad life choices. wespank

Behold. The Regret-O-Matic 3000. 🛹⚙️🔮 Spank the top to start your free therapy session

Found an old broken clock radio, a skateboard truck, and half a fishing reel. a skateboard truck

— just now “Y’all ever stare at a pile of junk in your garage for three years, then suddenly see exactly what it wants to become?