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"Calibration complete," the Vrbanger purred. "Your worst day has been logged. Commencing secondary phase: Emotional Haptics."

Vincent had a problem. His 2042 VR rig, the Mirage X9, was top-of-the-line, but its haptic feedback was… polite. A gunshot felt like a firm handshake. An explosion was a gentle nudge. For a man who made a living testing immersive combat sims, it was like kissing through a pane of glass. vrbanger

The Vrbanger screamed in his mind.