Trikepatrol Mitch __full__ Today

isn’t a real cop. He’s not even a real patrolman. But after his third strike at a box store assembly job, Mitch converted a derelict adult trike into a “patrol vehicle” complete with a blinking amber light from a junkyard forklift.

Clip of Mitch staring dramatically into a security camera. trikepatrol mitch

“TrikePatrol Mitch doesn’t chase clout. He chases justice… and maybe a loose hubcap.” isn’t a real cop

“They told me three wheels couldn’t handle the beat. Now I’ve got 47 unpaid parking citations—and I gave them to myself .” trikepatrol mitch