Too Much Toilet Paper Clog Page

From now on? Three squares. Tops. The rest of you… we go to the bidet.

(whispering to himself) Don’t panic. Panic is the enemy of plumbing.

Well, toilet. It’s you and me now. Just a man, a plunger, and the consequences of his own fiber-free choices. too much toilet paper clog

He plunges with newfound rage. A loud GLLLLURK — then a violent, triumphant SWOOSH . The water drains.

He pulls out his phone.

He hangs up, sighs deeply, and stares at the bowl again.

Oh, you treacherous porcelain beast. You’ve been hoarding the Charmin, haven’t you? I knew it. I knew I shouldn’t have bought the mega-rolls. From now on

Shh. Shh, shh, shh. Easy now.