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The octopus—Flash—squeaked, “What kind of distraction?”

“You, in the chair. Watching this. Should we keep this scene? Or should we give them the happy, silly ending they expect?” the great muppet caper internet archive

But this wasn’t the Piggy they knew. Her eyes were softer. She fumbled her lines. “Kermie… I read the alternate script. The one where I don’t get the karate chop. I’m just… the romantic lead.” The octopus—Flash—squeaked, “What kind of distraction

“If they don’t release this scene,” Glom cried, “I don’t exist. I’m just a deleted file.” Or should we give them the happy, silly ending they expect

“This is it, Flash,” Kermit said, wiping his brow. “Our big story. The missing Baseball Diamond of Malibu. But first—we need a distraction.”

Kermit, genuinely torn, looked at the camera. Not the prop camera—the real one. He broke the fourth wall completely.