Table Hockey Hijinks -

My favorite move. When Dave shoots, I spin my goalie rod 360 degrees. Does it work? No. Does it look cool? Also no. But it occasionally knocks the beer bottles over like bowling pins, creating a liquid defense. The Grand Finale: The Overtime "Ceiling Shot" Sudden death. The tension is thick. The kitchen timer goes off (lasagna is done, but we ignore it). Dave has the puck on my blue line.

We shake hands. "Good game," we lie. Dave wins the face-off (read: he slaps the center rod so hard the magnet falls off the puck). He charges down the left wing. table hockey hijinks

The puck ricochets off the fan, hits the lampshade, bounces off Dave’s forehead, and lands directly into my goal. My favorite move