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I missed Mark’s chaos. I missed him dropping a bag of flour and yelling “TACTICAL NUKE INBOUND!”
Last Saturday, we decided to do a “Newlywed Game Night.” You know, the one where you guess your spouse’s favorite whatever. It started civilly. Mark guessed my favorite movie was The Notebook . (It’s Die Hard . He should know this.)
Then Sam said, “Like… a parenting simulation? To see how the other half lives?”
(Also, Sam and Jess came over for pancakes the next morning. Jess brought her own almond milk. Mark offered her a Keurig pod. She looked at him like he’d kicked a puppy. Some swaps are temporary for a reason.)
“She doesn’t use a dishwasher,” he whispered. “She hand-washes each plate like it’s a baby bird.”
