Splootalien

In the far reaches of the Chitin Expanse, the Galactic Zoological Society received a distress signal from the mud-volcano moon of Gloop VII. The message was brief, sticky, and smelled faintly of damp socks: “SOMETHING IS SPLOOTING OUR RESEARCH STATION.”

The Galactic Zoological Society approved a new category that cycle: Splootiformes domesticus . Recommended care: warm mud, soft triangles, and absolutely no rush. splootalien

Not attacking. Not scheming. Splooting —the full-body, belly-down, legs-akimbo sprawl of a creature that had given up on dignity entirely. In the far reaches of the Chitin Expanse,