Disclosure: The author of this piece is currently trapped in a QuaxkPrep onboarding loop and has been tapping a digital duck for 72 consecutive hours. Send help. Or espresso.
“We realized that ‘getting ready’ is a legacy protocol,” says founder and CEO Jensen Birch, 24, wearing a turtleneck made of recycled server heat shields. “People waste precious cognitive load on things like ‘blinking’ and ‘remembering where their floor is.’ QuaxkPrep removes the friction of existence.” quaxkprep
– Hot on the heels of the oat milk shortage and the collapse of the metaverse, a new wellness-tech startup is emerging from stealth mode with a bold promise: to revolutionize the 8.3 seconds between your alarm going off and your foot hitting the floor. Disclosure: The author of this piece is currently
Disclosure: The author of this piece is currently trapped in a QuaxkPrep onboarding loop and has been tapping a digital duck for 72 consecutive hours. Send help. Or espresso.
“We realized that ‘getting ready’ is a legacy protocol,” says founder and CEO Jensen Birch, 24, wearing a turtleneck made of recycled server heat shields. “People waste precious cognitive load on things like ‘blinking’ and ‘remembering where their floor is.’ QuaxkPrep removes the friction of existence.”
– Hot on the heels of the oat milk shortage and the collapse of the metaverse, a new wellness-tech startup is emerging from stealth mode with a bold promise: to revolutionize the 8.3 seconds between your alarm going off and your foot hitting the floor.