His assistant whispered, “The projector is melting.”
Example: “Don’t quackprepr the quarterly report. We need real numbers, not laminated motivational geese.” A sudden cry of alarm when something both ridiculous and urgent occurs. quackprepr
Example: “Quackprepr! The mayor is allergic to the ceremonial foam finger!” Dr. Alistair Pond, unlicensed veterinarian and self-declared “holistic crisis manager,” stood before the town council. Behind him, a PowerPoint titled “Synergistic Waterfowl Dynamics” flickered. Slide one: a duck wearing a stethoscope. Slide two: the word “Leverage.” His assistant whispered, “The projector is melting
“Quackprepr,” Pond muttered, and began to dance. His assistant whispered