Min-Jae stammered: "A plant-watering sensor app—"
Viral within a week. Investors called it "gamified care."
Min-Jae panicked. This wasn't a business. It was a con.
Then Oppa played him the user testimonials. An elderly woman in Busan: "My daughter never calls, but this app's 'Oppa Barista' reminds me to drink water every morning." A stressed university student: "I haven't killed my cactus in four months because 'Oppa Librarian' cheers for me."
Oppa snapped his fingers. "That's it. The 'Thoughtful Boyfriend' angle. No one buys sensors. They buy the feeling someone remembers their fern." He pulled out a contract: Oppa Bizz took 51% equity but provided emotional engineering – a team of actors, voice trainers, and lyricists.