Oper Gangnam Style |link| -

“Eh-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee! Secret, but classy! Eh-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee! Hot, but not trashy!”

“You think you know the pony? No — this is the trot of the elite! The elevator opens to the penthouse, And there… we dance like fools with open hearts!” oper gangnam style

“…Secret, but classy.”

“Ecco! La notte di Seoul — When the oppa descends from the gilded stable! My heart, it gallops — not for love, but for the rhythm… The rhythm of the invisible horse!” “Eh-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee

Oper Gangnam Style Subtitle: A Dramatic Buffo in One Act Scene: A Baroque-style hall, but with disco lights. In the center stands a countertenor in a rhinestone tuxedo and riding pants, holding a invisible lasso. (Orchestra: Strings tremolo, then a dramatic fortissimo chord — but instead of a Mozart flourish, the bass drops into a funky cello ostinato.) Hot, but not trashy

“He’s the oppa! The oppa of Gangnam! He drinks his coffee and he conquers the floor! Night falls — the lasso spins faster than Saturn’s rings! Gangnam! Gangnam! OPA GANGNAM STYLE!”