New Olen Julkkis... Päästäkää Minut Pois! Episodes !link! 〈REAL — 2024〉

The episode becomes a whodunit. Security camera footage (presented as grainy, green-tinted replays) shows a figure in a hoodie—which everyone owns—sneaking to the stump at 3 AM. The suspect list narrows to three: Maria, a children’s TV host with a hidden mean streak; Teemu, a former Big Brother contestant known for hoarding snacks; and Elina, a wellness guru who claims to "transcend material needs."

What unfolds is pure television gold. Sointu lasts 12 seconds before screaming the title phrase: "New Olen Julkkis... Päästäkää minut pois!" (I’m a celebrity… get me out!). But the producers, being sadists, lock the lid. For the next four minutes and forty-eight seconds, viewers hear muffled sobs, frantic scratching, and a monologue in Swedish (her first language) that translates roughly to: "I have never, ever been this humiliated. My therapist will need a new yacht." new olen julkkis... päästäkää minut pois! episodes

Chaos ensues. Noora, sweating through her towel, screams the title line immediately. She runs out, thus nominating Petri. But Petri argues he has a heart condition. Kalle, the comedian, tries to make a joke about löyly (sauna steam) and passes out briefly. Sonja, the influencer, livestreams part of it through a smuggled phone (later confiscated). The episode becomes a whodunit

The episode begins with pure joy. The celebrities—retired hockey goalie Petri, soap opera star Noora, comedian Kalle, and fitness influencer Sonja—strip down and steam. The camera captures bliss. Then the lights flicker. The temperature, controlled by the producers, begins to rise. 80°C… 90°C… 100°C. A recorded voice announces: "To earn your dinner, one of you must stay inside for ten minutes. The others may leave. But if you leave, you nominate the person who stays." Sointu lasts 12 seconds before screaming the title

And for the viewers at home? Ei hätää. (No worries.) There’s always next season.

The episode spends twenty minutes building to this trial. Jere warms up with deep guttural roars. Linda does vocal scales. When they finally face off, Linda unleashes a soprano shriek that cracks two of the three glass jars on the judges’ table. She wins. Jere, defeated, must do the Bush Tucker Trial: eating fermented herring guts while blindfolded. He vomits. He cries. He yells "Päästäkää minut pois!" before the trial even starts. The editors freeze-frame on his vomit-stained face. It becomes a meme. Finns love their sauna. This episode weaponized that love. After a month in the jungle, the remaining four celebrities are promised a "luxury reward": a real, wood-fired Finnish sauna built deep in the bush. The catch? It’s a fake-out.