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A week passed. I started dreaming of the laptop's glowing ROG logo. Then, another email. "We have determined that the liquid damage originated from the 'NumPad 7' key. This key is not covered under the Accidental Damage Protection rider, as Clause 14(b) states that 'coverage excludes incidents involving the fourth row of the alphanumeric keyboard during a lunar quarter.' Please provide a notarized affidavit confirming the coffee was consumed at a minimum distance of 18 inches from the device." I stared at the screen. A lunar quarter? I Googled it. It was a real thing.

Panic is a funny thing. It gives way to a frantic, bureaucratic hope. "It's okay," I whispered, my hand trembling as I opened my browser. "I have the ASUS warranty." my asus warranty

The screen flickered. A soft pop . Then, silence. A week passed