Jayden Jaymes, Bill: Bailey My Dad's Hot Girlfriend

Jayden Jaymes had been a pro wrestler. He’d taken chair shots that would paralyze a normal man and slammed opponents through tables in front of twenty thousand screaming fans. But nothing, nothing , had prepared him for the sheer, bewildering chaos of his dad’s new girlfriend’s lifestyle and entertainment empire.

“We’ll juice the negativity right out of them!” Pam declared. She turned to Jayden. “And you, my giant, are the star of today’s segment: ‘Gentle Giant Gets Zen.’ We’re doing outdoor yoga, followed by a de-stress smoothie bowl, then a DIY macrame gourd-holder craft.” jayden jaymes, bill bailey my dad's hot girlfriend

The doorbell chimed not a doorbell chime, but the opening synth riff of “Let’s Get Physical.” Pam swept in, a whirlwind of turquoise leggings, dangling earrings shaped like pineapples, and a clipboard covered in glitter stickers. Jayden Jaymes had been a pro wrestler

And every Tuesday, Jayden Jaymes, former gladiator, would sit on the porch with his dad and Pam, drinking terrible kale smoothies, tying useless knots in rope, and laughing until his ribs ached. It wasn’t the lifestyle he’d chosen. But for his dad’s happiness, he decided it was the greatest entertainment he’d ever known. “We’ll juice the negativity right out of them