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Hitman 2007 Review

If you’re a completionist or love late-2000s action cheese, it’s a fun 94 minutes. If you’re a purist looking for a silent assassin, play Hitman: World of Assassination instead. Yes, but with tempered expectations. Treat it as an alternate-universe action thriller where the hero happens to be bald and wear a suit. Drink every time someone dramatically loads a sniper rifle. Appreciate Olyphant’s commitment. Laugh at the twin reveal.

Rewatching Hitman (2007): A Flawed, Fun Time Capsule of Late-2000s Action hitman 2007

October 12, 2023 Category: Movie Reviews / Retrospectives If you grew up in the era of DVD menus, nu-metal soundtracks, and the never-ending debate of Matrix vs. Equilibrium , then you probably remember Hitman (2007) . If you’re a completionist or love late-2000s action

★★½ (Two and a half stars out of five) What’s your take on Hitman (2007)? Love it or hate it? Drop a comment below. And if you want a breakdown of the game-accurate kills they almost got right, subscribe for more retro action reviews. Treat it as an alternate-universe action thriller where