It works. The propaganda is saved.
Carlos, now in a suit, tries to explain to the cabinet what "interlaced vs progressive scan" means. They nod blankly. He sighs, opens a terminal, and mutters: "I should have stayed exiled." Would you like this turned into a full screenplay beat sheet, or are you referencing an actual lost episode of a show called El Presidente that I should look up? el presidente s02e08 ffmpeg
They find the only person who understands ffmpeg: a bitter, exiled developer named Carlos (a parody of a certain Argentine programmer). He lives in a shipping container, hoarding old Debian CDs. Carlos agrees to help — but only if the President publicly admits that switching to systemd was a mistake. It works