The lights flicker. A shadowy figure enters. It’s CRAIG, the garlic-peeling YouTuber, holding a single, unpeeled clove.
A phone rings. Gary picks up.
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Blackout.
That’s the spirit of 2026, everyone! Desperate, specific, and slightly humiliating! The lights flicker
So he wrote.