Guetta Fail — David

Guetta falls to his knees. He kisses the stage floor.

It sounds like an ant farting.

Denial. He waves his arms, screaming "EVERYBODY FUCKING JUMP!" Nobody jumps. The silence is so loud that you can hear a girl in the front row sigh and check her Instagram DMs. david guetta fail

The crowd looks at each other. A bro in a neon tank top yells, "REWIND!" Guetta falls to his knees

Not a “vinyl crackle” silence. Not a “dramatic pause” silence. The silence. The kind of silence where you hear the ice clinking in a VIP bottle girl’s tray 200 feet away. david guetta fail