(over alarm) That’s the “Kevin microwaved fish again” sprinkler system! EVERYONE OUT!
Dave sits. His boss, LINDA (50s, too much enthusiasm), appears over his cube wall holding a small cake. comedy full movie
(beaming) Oh, you’re finally taking that management training? (over alarm) That’s the “Kevin microwaved fish again”
He checks his phone. Calendar alert: “QUIT. EPICALLY.” too much enthusiasm)
I am leaving. To pursue my dream.
Enter KEVIN (22, chaotic, eating yogurt with a ruler). He waves. Yogurt flies.