My Girlfriend Is Too Naive!!!
College is hard enough without dating someone who thinks the Nigerian prince email is a genuine scholarship opportunity. Send help. Or a helmet for her.
I love her, I really do. But I’ve started proofreading her life choices like they’re freshman essays. And honestly? I’m one more “but they seemed nice!” away from wrapping her in bubble wrap and hiding her in the library.
The kicker? Her roommate’s sketchy ex-boyfriend asked to “crash for a few days.” She said yes without asking a single question. I had to explain that “crashed” doesn’t just mean tired—it means living on your futon and eating your ramen.
Here’s a text based on your topic:
“Babe, that’s a scam.” “But it says ‘congratulations’ and has a smiley face!” “So does my Venmo request for ‘emotional damages.’ Doesn’t mean it’s legit.”
My Girlfriend Is Too Naive!!!
College is hard enough without dating someone who thinks the Nigerian prince email is a genuine scholarship opportunity. Send help. Or a helmet for her. college stories: my girlfriend is too naive!!!
I love her, I really do. But I’ve started proofreading her life choices like they’re freshman essays. And honestly? I’m one more “but they seemed nice!” away from wrapping her in bubble wrap and hiding her in the library. My Girlfriend Is Too Naive
The kicker? Her roommate’s sketchy ex-boyfriend asked to “crash for a few days.” She said yes without asking a single question. I had to explain that “crashed” doesn’t just mean tired—it means living on your futon and eating your ramen. Or a helmet for her
Here’s a text based on your topic:
“Babe, that’s a scam.” “But it says ‘congratulations’ and has a smiley face!” “So does my Venmo request for ‘emotional damages.’ Doesn’t mean it’s legit.”