Thus began the most absurd journey of his life. From the chaotic streets of Chandni Chowk, he flew to the serene misty mountains of rural China. Armed with his trusty wok and a lifetime of dodging Delhi traffic, he evaded the ruthless dragon-lady villain, Madame Xing. She had stolen the Dragon's Tooth — a mystical jade amulet — to control China's monsoon rains and plunge the country into drought.
When the village elder asked what reward he wanted, Rajeev grinned. "Teach me real kung pao chicken. And next time someone makes 'Hakka noodles' without chili oil, you tell them — Rajeev from Chandni Chowk is watching."
Rajeev laughed, his paan-stained teeth on display. "Bhai, I can barely reincarnate my lost keys."
Here is a short story: The Noodle-Wallah of Chandni Chowk