Carol flies through three Kree warships, stops to fix her ponytail, then accidentally sneezes and destroys a fourth. The bad guys surrender out of sheer embarrassment. Post-Credits Scene Carol sits in a diner, eating onion rings. A pager buzzes. She looks at it. Looks at the onion rings. Puts the pager in a blender.
“That thing is an alien menace.” CAROL: “He’s a rescue. Also, he ate my last nerve. So congrats, Fury — you’re now my emotional support human.” Climax (Parody Style) The Skrulls reveal they’re not evil — just really bad at organizing group projects. Carol agrees to help, but only because their leader has a rare edition of Beverly Hills, 90210 on VHS.
(showing up with an eyepatch and a pager): “We need you to save Earth.” CAROL: “Does Earth have good Wi-Fi?” NICK FURY: “It’s 1995.” CAROL: “Then no.” The Villain Yon-Rogg , now a washed-up Kree influencer, tries to convince Carol to come back to Hala with a motivational poster and a PowerPoint titled “You Didn’t Build That Binary Power.”